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I wouldn't be paranoid if everyone didn't pick on me. -- Oxymoro
I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fisherman caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person.
Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in th...
I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anybody deliberately unless it was, you know, important - like a league game or something.
-- Dick Butkus, Chicago Bears Linebacke...
I wouldn't hurt a fly. Besides, they taste terrible.
I wouldn't know how to act if I weren't in trouble.
I wouldn't mind being the last man on earth--just to see if all of those girls were telling me the truth.
-- Ronnie Shake...
I wouldn't mind dying -- it's that business of having to stay dead that scares the sh*t out of me.
-- R. Gei...
I wouldn't mind paying taxes--if I knew they were going to a friendly country. -- Dick Gregory
I wouldn't Perstor my mother-in-law!
I wouldn't put THAT in a safety deposit box," remarks the gnome with disdain, tossing it over his shoulder, where it disappears with an understated "pop".

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