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I would never want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
-- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
I would not enter on my list of friends (Though graced with polish'd manners and fine sense, Yet wanting sensibility) the man Who needlessly sets foot upon a worm.
-- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- T...
I would not have a slave to till my ground, To carry me, to fan me while I sleep And tremble when I wake, for all the wealth That sinews bought and sold have ever earn'd.
-- William Cowper (1731-1800...
I would not hurt thee, but thou standest where I am about to shoot.
I would not like to leave contraception on the long finger too long.
I would not live alway: let me alone: for my days are vanity. -- Old Testament -- Job vii, 16
I would not want Jimmy Carter and his men put in charge of snake control in Ireland.
I wouldn't advise playing catch with a giant.
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. (BOREALIS)

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