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  Who may I say is speaking to me? Forema...
• I am not sincere, even when I say I am not. -- Jules Renard
• No pressure, no diamonds. -- Mary Case
• Bluewave took the sparkle out of Comit!!
• I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
  -- Jules Renard...
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  JOAN RIVERS...
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• But does Bo know double diamonds?