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I would have nobody to control me; I would be absolute
and who but I? Now, he that is absolute can do what he like...
I would have promised those terrorists a trip to Disneyland if it would have gotten the hostages released.
I thank God they were satisfied with the missiles and we didn't have to go to that extreme. ...
I would have suffered a lot more if understood.
I would have you call to mind the strength of the ancient giants, that undertook to lay the high mountain Pelion on the top of Ossa, and set among those the shady Olympus.
-- Francis Rabelais (1495-1...
I would help others, out of a fellow-feeling.
-- Robert Burton (1577-1640) -- Anatomy of Melancholy, Democritus to the Reade...
I would introduce your eyebrows, but I see they've already met. -- SLR
I would jog, but the ice would fall out of my glass.
I would like to buy a fish licence, please.
I would like to electrocute everyone who uses the word 'fair' in connection with income tax policies.
-- William F. Buckley...
I would like to express my sympathy to all those impacted by this disaster.

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