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• I'm not playing hard to get. I AM HARD TO GET!
• Marge: You've worked hard at the bowling alley. Why don't you ask for a raise?
  Homer: Yeah, a raise. I've never been good enough at any job to deserve one before, but I'm damn good at this one....
• I'm changing the CHANNEL.. But all I get is commercials for ``RONCO MIRACLE BAMBOO STEAMERS''!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• A wizard must always know how to use words. Practice smiling as you recite the following simple exercise.
  First: "The spell has not worked. It is best that you get out of your house before it explodes....
• My keyboard keeps changing what I type.
• What time is it? I don't know, it keeps changing.
• I can't understand it; induction always worked before...
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.