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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
-- Hunter S. Thompson (b. 1939), journali...
I wouldn't shoot him if I were you. It will just make him mad.
I wouldn't take a million dollars for any of my kids, but I wouldn't pay a dime for another one.
I wouldn't touch the Metric System with a 3.048m pole.
I wouldn't trust that babe as far as I could bowl her...
I wouldn't wish it on Mae West enemy.
I would prefer not to answer that question. "Under the circumstances I don't think Tasha would mind.
She was special to me, sir. We were...intimate....
I would prefer something a little more reliable than hope.... -- Avo
I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave.
-- E. M. Forster, as a small child...

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