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• Horses just naturally have mohawk haircuts. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
• Trees that grow in smoggy cities are needed to make carbon paper. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
• The doctor says he has to amputate all of me. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
• What are imitation rhinestones? -- Steven Wrigh
• Get a bunch of those 3-D glasses and wear them at the same time.
  Use enough to get it up to a good, say, 10 or 12-D. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• The Meaning Of Life: The reason that we're all here is that it was too crowded where we were supposed to go.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• A man committed suicide by overdosing on decongestant tablets.
  All they found was a pile of dust. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
  -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• For my sister's 40th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh