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I would like to lick apricot brandy out of your navel. -- Cerebu
I would like to nominate a man who is honest and courageous.
I'd like to, but this party doesn't have one of them kind of people....
I would like to suggest that you not use speed, and here's why
it is going to mess up your heart, mess up your liver, your kidneys, rot out your mind....
I would like to urinate in an OVULAR, porcelain pool -- -- Zippy the Pinhead
I would love it even if they were short, sullen, grumpy and sexually obsessed.
But there just isn't any good evidence....
I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't.
So I grew hair under my arms instead. -- Sue Kolinsky...
I would much prefer antiques if they were not so darned old.
I would never consider divorce -- but murder...
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. -- Bertrand Russell
I would never give artificial birth control to an unmarried person.

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