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• I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. -- Steven Wrigh
• I'm so conservative I even press my socks...
• If you're offended now, try playing my message backwards.
• Lisa: [turning on dryer] There, now no one should be able to hear us.
  Bart: What? Lisa: [turning off dryer] All right, we don't need the dryer....
• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
  -- None of my socks match. -- I'm having all my plants neutered....
• I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints.
  They're upstairs in my socks. -- Groucho Marx...
• NEWSFLASH!!!... Energizer Bunny: Now wired to 220, and he's pissed!
• I'm nervous and my socks are too loose.
• Your breath and my socks, what a pair!