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• When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle.
  A little old lady had to help me across the street. -- Rod Schmid...
• I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately
  o front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived....
• Now I've gone too far, where do I go now?
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board.
  You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it....
• I've got a friend who is a boxer. Once he hung up his coat in a restaurant but he was afraid someone would run off with it.
  He hung a sign on it saying, "This coat belongs to the champion boxer of the world and I'll be back....
• Ralph: I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
  Lisa: Hey, my dad may have gained a little weight, but he's not some kind of food-crazed maniac....
• Before I knew the best part of my life had come, it had gone.