Miscellaneous Collections

I will not grease the monkey bars.
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment.
I will not make flatulent noises in class.
I will not play with my food any more than is necessary.
I will not pledge allegiance to Bart.
I will not prescribe medication.
I will not purchase this record, it is ssccrrrratched. -- John Cleese
I will not quarrel with a slight mistake, such as our nature's frailty may excuse. -- Roscommo
I will not sell land in Florida.
I will not sell miracle cures.

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