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• I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money.
  They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar." -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt.
  What are you making?" "A salt lick." -- Steven Wrigh...
• A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar.
  You didn't borrow this." "I will." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's.
  The clerk said, ten-four. -- Steven Wrigh...
• My girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone on this tour.
  I said, "the whole time." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. -- Steven Wrigh
• When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me.
  I said, "Well, what do you need?" -- Steven Wrigh...
• When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me.
  I said, `Well, what do you need?'" -- Steven Wrigh...