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• I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
  So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was walking down the street, something caught my eye.
  ..and dragged it fifteen feet. -- Emo Phillip...
• A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go.
  You'll just be walking down the street, and...ooooohhhhhh, that's much better....
• A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go.
  You'll just be walking down the street and... Ooohh, that's much better. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them.
  Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
  So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in the door of my apartment building.
  .. I turned it... and the whole building started up....
• My house is made out of balsa wood. When no one is home across the street, except the little kids, I go out and lift my house up over my head.
  I tell them to stay out of my yard or I'll throw it at them. -- Steven Wrigh...