I Was Reading Cosmopolitan And There Was A Woman On The Cover And I Thought Maybe I Should Change My Image.

I Was Reading Cosmopolitan And There Was A Woman On The Cover And I Thought Maybe I Should Change My Image.

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I was reading Cosmopolitan and there was a woman on the cover and I
thought maybe I should change my image. Maybe I should be more like that
woman on the cover. How she's posed with the blouse open to the navel, the
skirt slit up the side. And underneath, the caption: "How to Avoid Sexual
Harassment."
-- Maureen Murphy

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