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• You think you're God!" "Well, I gotta model myself after somebody!" -- Woody Allen, "Manhatta
• I should have stayed in college." "What would you be if you had stayed in college?
  "I was in the black studies program. By now I could have been black." -- Woody Allen, "Banana...
• If I had known it was harmless I would have killed it myself. -- PKD
• You are the greatest lover I have ever had." "Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone.
  -- Woody Allen, "Love and Death...
• Boy: "Daddy, daddy, I hurt myself!" Guard: "Whatsa matter kid, you hurt yourself?
  -- "A Piece Of The action", Stardate unknow...
• Personally, should I ever form a globe spanning comglomerate, I intend to do it fairly and without malice or dirty politics.
  I hope you fellows don't make that too difficult a task...
• I would never want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• Sure I stole. Why not? When I grew up, you had to steal to eat.
  Then you had to steal to tip. -- Woody Alle...
• What do you think I am? Human? -- Woody Allen, "What's New, Pussycat?