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• Too bad about the kamikaze pilots. They had to do all their bragging ahead of time.
  -- Tommy Sledge...
• I came to a movie theater. The marquee just read: "Dyslexia: Movie The." -- Tommy Sledge
• Cereal killer said to be a Flake.
• A Walking across town tonight I looked up and saw a club marquee that said, "Live Nudes.
  I thought: Good choice. -- Tommy Sledge...
• Cereal killer convicted - gets Life!
• Cereal killer escapes -- Trix police!
• I have six locks on my door, all in a row, and when I go out I only lock every other one.
  'Cause I figure no matter how long somebody stands there, picks the locks, they're always locking three....
• New convenience store: Stop and Liquor.
• I like the old-time diners with names like Eat. But be careful if they advertise a bottomless cup of coffee.
  You could end up with a scalded crotch. -- Tommy Sledge...