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• Why on earth would an anarchist possibly want to kill you?
  I think it might have been _you_ he was after, sir....
• My Uncle was in a play once. It was called Macbeth.
  What did he play? Second codpiece. Macbeth wore him in the fight scenes....
• George flouts a large cape and huge false moustache) Well, what do you think?
  ...Are you ill or something? -- George and Edmund : Sense and Senility...
• Well done, Bladder. How can I ever thank you? Well, you can start by not calling me 'Bladder', sir.
  -- George and Edmund : Sense and Senility...
• You don't expect me to know what to say about a play when I don't know who the author is, do you?
  ...If it's by a good author, it's a good play, naturally....
• Look! He's got a bomb! It's not a _bomb_, sir, it's a _sponge_.
  -- George and Edmund : Sense and Senility...
• Thank God you're here! We desperately need you! Who, me sir?
  Mr. Thicky Black Thicky Adder Thicky?...Mr Hopelessly Drivelly Can't Write For Toffee Crappy Butler Weed?...
• ACOUSTIC: What you play pool with.
• You look smart, Mr Blackadder. Going somewhere nice?
  No. I'm off to the theatre. What, don't you like it?...