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I've met the enemy; he's an overweight fascist on NBC.
I've met zucchini with more potential.
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved. -- George Gobel
I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer.
I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. -- Mike Todd
I've never cared to be ordinary.
I've never fallen in love...but I stepped in it once!
I've never gotten any good advice. I've had to figure everything out for myself. -- Tom Magliozzi
I've never had such strong feelings toward anyone. Nor have I.
-- K'Ehleyr and Worf, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3...
I've never known a musician who regretted being one.
Whatever deceptions life may have in store for you, music itself is not going to let you down....

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