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I've seen the light -- the smog is clearing.
I've seen the pain, the hate, and death without a reason...
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate....
I've seen troopships afire off the shoulder of Orio
I've see things I can't explain, and explain things I can't see....
I've solved it! I used a 4th dimensional boolean !!
I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.
I've spent a fortune on my kids' education, and a fortune on their teeth.
The difference is, they use their teeth. -- Robert Orbe...
I've spent too many years at war with myself. The doctor has told me it's no good for my health.
I've steered clear of God. He was an incredible sadist.
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