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I've still got my ogre, and he's still hungry little froggy._ Talmanella
I 've stood upon Achilles' tomb, And heard Troy doubted
ime will doubt of Rome. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto iv, Stanza 101...
I've suffered enough--when does my art improve?
I've suffered for my art--now it's your turn!
I've told you a million times not to exaggerate. -- The Young One
I've told you for the fifty-thousandth time, stop exaggerating.
I've told you MILLIONS of times, don't exaggerate!
I've traced your genealogy back to royalty - King Kong!
I've trained my dog to salivate whenever Pavlov comes over for tea.
I've tried to drown my sorrows, but those suckers learned how to swim!
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