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• The most recent news is that zucchini growers have been able to produce more zucchini than makers of recipes have been able to make recipes.
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• Oh, I have roamed o'er many lands, And many friends I 've me
  Not one fair scene or kindly smile Can this fond heart forget....
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  Clearly, it is something else....
• I met Elvis + lived...
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
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• I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west, Through many a weary way
  But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....
• The light that lies In woman's eyes. -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing