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• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west, Through many a weary way
  But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• I 've often wish'd that I had clear, For life, six hundred pounds a yea
  A handsome house to lodge a friend; A river at my garden's end...
• Just a word of advice...but when I find myself taking life ( or any of the people in it) a bit too seriously.
  ..I try to picture Cindy Crawford sitting on the toilet grunting out a battleship-sized turd....
• I 've lost a day!"--the prince who nobly cried, Had been an emperor without his crown.
  -- Edward Young (1684-1765) - Night Thoughts, Night ii, Line 99...
• I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it.
  It is never any good to oneself. -- Oscar Wilde, "An Ideal Husband...