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I've never tried dividing both sides by infinity before, so here goes.
I've never TRIED to insult you. I've never HAD to try.
I've noted that some people use humor as a shield. They talk much, yet say little.
"Whereas others take a simpler approach, say nothing....
I've no time to prepare a profound message.
Ivensky: "My grandfather was a pole." Woddy: "North or South?
I vent, therefore I am. -- Dennis Mille
I [] Ventura Publisher!
I've often gotten the feeling that the only people who have learned from computer assisted instruction are the authors.
-- Ben Schneiderma...
I 've often wish'd that I had clear, For life, six hundred pounds a yea
A handsome house to lodge a friend; A river at my garden's end...

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