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• Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
  -- Rita Rudne...
• I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west, Through many a weary way
  But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....
• I just stepped on a factoid! - Zippy
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• I have fallen in love with all sorts of girls and I fully intend to go on doing so.
• I stepped on a Tetanus needle today..... now what?
• I've fallen! And I don't care!
• I once was as you are, but you will never be as I am.
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....