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I've never met a human being who would want to read 17,000 pages of documentation, and if there was, I'd kill him to get him out of the gene pool.
-- Joseph Costello, President of Cadence...
I've never met a nymphomaniac I didn't like.
I've never professed to be anything but an average student.
-- Senator Dan Quayle during the VP debate in Omaha, Nebraska (10/88)...
I've never really trusted Smokey the Bear. Everytime I see him I wonder what happened to the Boy Scout that was orginally wearing that hat.
I've never seen the Catskill Mountains, but I have seen 'em kill mice...
I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. -- W. C. Field
I've never taken drugs, so that's why I'm probably not a big Doors fan.
-- Spike Lee expressing his deep admiration -- for Jim Morrison and the Doors, in US magazine...
I've never tasted a cat I didn't like!
I've never thought my speeches were too long; I've enjoyed them. -- Hubert M. Humphrey

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