Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on i
I've only got twelve cards.
I've played there (the Burning Tree Country Club) before and I'll play there again.
I'm not going to protest Burning Tree. Maybe they'll change....
I've reached that age when a good day is one when you get up and nothing hurts. -- H. Marti
I've read SEVEN MILLION books!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I've read so much about the dangers of sex, smoking, and drinking that I've given up reading
I've read two books on magic. What could go wrong? -- Famous Last Word
I've really got into astronomy lately. So much so that I have installed a skylight in my ceiling.
This really upsets the people that live above me. -- Steven Wrigh...
I've seen better heads on half a pint of beer.
I've seen better legs in a bucket of chicken ...

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