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I've truncated, and I can't round up!
I've turned my Laserjet into a death ray!
I've turned my life around - I used to be miserable and depressed - now I'm depressed and miserable.
I've used Basic so long, my brain has gonesub permanently.
I've used this particular tagline 346 times.
I've used up all my sick days...so I'm calling in dead.
I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west, Through many a weary way
But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....
I've wasted an excellent opportunity to remain silent.
I've wondered why Michael bought LEGOS and K-Y together.
I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, and I'm happy, Doctor, I finally won out over it.
-- Jimmy Stewart in Harvey, 1950....

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