Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I viddied that thinking is for the gloopy ones and that the oomny ones use like inspiration and what Bog sends.
-- Alex, from A Clockwork Orange...
I visited an American supermarket. They have so many amazing products here.
Like powder milk. You add water and you get milk....
I visited Cyberspace - it was blurry and jerky.
Ivo Andric - Yugoslavia's First Nobel Laureate.
I voted for Clinton, and all I got was this unemployment check.
I voted Republican once, but thank God it was just a nightmare.
I vote for: Billy Beer!
I vote that you add it to the disclaimers in the report.
Ivy and Herbert have just had another baby, and they asked me to go along and see the little stranger.
They asked me what I thought it was. I got it in three guesses. Herbert says it will be a mem...
I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been from you.
-- Ashleigh Brillia...

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