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I took a baby shower. -- Steven Wrigh
I took a course at Cal once called Statistical Analysis.
And there was a guy in the course who used to make up all his computations and he never used Sigma....
I took a course in speed reading and was able to read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes.
It's about Russia. -- Woody Alle...
I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm.
By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
-- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
I took a fish head to the movies and I didn't have to pay.
-- Fish Heads, Saturday Night Live, 1977....
I took an economy flight. There wasn't any movie, but they flew low over drive-ins.
-- Red Butto...
I took Benzedrine--I got clairvoyance. With Benzedrine you can have a very wide view of the world--like you can decide the destiny of man and other pressing problems, such as which is the left sock?
I took biology two years in a row just to eat the specimens. -- Pat Paulse
I took Brad Templeton out to lunch one day, and afterwards, we stopped by a bakery to bring eleven doughnuts back to the office.
The baker offered a free sticky bun to pad our order to an even doze...

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