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• Divorce is painful. There's an easy way to save yourself a lot of trouble.
  Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. -- Pat Paulse...
• We are upping our standards ---- up yours too! -- Pat Paulsen ( while running for President )
• We are upping our standards ... so up yours." -- Pat Paulsen for President, 1988.
• Hey! I just got front row tickets to a Disaster Area concert!
• All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.
  -- Pat Paulse...
• Pat Buchanan's just trying to be funny.