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It requires a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding.
-- Sydney Smith (1769-1845) -- Lady Holland's Memoir, Vol. i, p. 15...
It requires more energy to remove an object from it's proper place than to put it back.
-- MacPherson's Law of Entropy...
I tried an internal modem, but it hurt when I walked.
I tried APL, but it was all Greek to me!
I tried being reasonable once. I didn't like it.
I tried computer dating once; I decided I preferred women.
I tried Flintstones vitamins. I didn't feel any better but I could stop the car with my feet.
-- Joan St. Onge...
I tried LSD but I didn't actually swallow.
I tried one of those new diet books, but when chapter three said I should make a trip to Three Mile Island for a meltdown, I ceased the whole idea.
I tried OS/2 once, but I didn't inhale.

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