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I tried to get a life once, but they were out of stock.
I **TRIED** to register it!
I tried to smoke some hash, but the corned beef wouldn't light!
I tried Windows NT once, but I didn't inhale.
I tripped over a hole that was sticking up out of the ground.
itrunc: %s/%d new size = %d, blocks = %d
It runs in the blood like wooden legs.
It runs! It runs! Now if it just did something...
It runs like x, where x is something unsavory -- Prof. Romas Aleliunas, CS 435
It runs much faster with a 1Gb disk cache.
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