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I tried phone sex and got an ear infection. -- Richard Lewi
I tried reality, but it didn't work.
I tried sanity once. Didn't like it.
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
I tried snorting coke once. I almost drowned.
I tried switching to gum but I couldn't keep it lit!
I tried the rest but bought the best!!!! R:BASE!
I tried to avoid hitting him, but he kept coming toward me and asking for it and I finally felt that I really should oblige him.
It demolished his car, but it didn't even scratch my road scraper. ...
I tried to contain myself, but I escaped!
I tried to drown my problems, but they can swim.
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