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I took by the throat the circumcised dog, And smote him, thus.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Othello -- Act v, Sc. 2...
I took it for a faery vision Of some gay creatures of the element, That in the colours of the rainbow live, And play i' th' plighted clouds.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Comus, Line 298...
I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them.
Now I can ride a unicycle. -- Steven Wrigh...
I took my cat in for a catscan. Diagnosis? It was a cat.
I took my kid to the children's zoo, but they wouldn't take him.
I took over from the previous electorate when he very sadly accidentally brutally cut his head off while combing his hair.
-- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...
I took thee for thy better. Take thy fortune.
I took the vacation I wanted all my life. I packed Alice and the kids and all the luggage in our station wagon and headed it right straight to Canada.
Then I went to Las Vegas and had a ball. -- Ge...
I took to my heels as fast as I could. -- Terence (185-159 BC) -- Act v, Sc. 2, 5, (844.)
I took up a collection for a man in our office. But I didn't get enough money to buy one.
-- Ruth Buzzi...

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