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It's 03:00 A.M. Do you know where your data is?
It's 03:30 A.M. Do you know where your mail is?
It's 03:40 P.M. Do you know where your child is?
It's 03 A.M. and the kids aren't home from school yet.
It's 05:00 and time for the Penguin on the Tele to explode.
It's 05:50 a.m., Do you know where your stack pointer is?
It's 1000. Do you know what time it is?
It's 10:00pm. Do you know where your daughter is?
It's 1,000 to 1, but it's our only chance-a flame hurling catapult!
It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your child processes are?
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