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• I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. -- Steven Wrigh
• I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
  -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them.
  Now I can ride a unicycle. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh
• Sometimes I...No, I don't. -- Steven Wrigh
• I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck.
  I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?...
• I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm.
  By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• I bought a portable cable tv. -- Steven Wrigh
• I can't stop thinking like this. -- Steven Wrigh