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It's 10 pm, Do you know where your software is?
It's 11:00 o'clock. Do you know what your cats are shredding?
It's 11:56 pm. Do you know where your modem is?
Its 11 PM and you aren't home. Do you know what your cats are shredding?
It's 11 pm--do you know where your underwear is?
It's 12:24 am. Do you know where *YOU* are?
Its 1993 and Elvis is still dead.
It's 23:30.. Do you know where your files are?
It's 25:00! Do you know where I am?
It's 74841505. Do you know where your kids are?
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