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I must say, when the doorman where I live puts up the Christmas tree in the lobby, he has the same friendly smile for those who have remembered him at Christmas and those who have not.
Except that w...
I must say, you look *maahvelus*. -- Fernando (Billy Crystal) on SNL
I must stand up in search of the truth, if I don't I only roll with the flow of the lie and make it stronger.
-- Sovereig...
I must stop here... my fingers are hoarse.
I must warn you that anything you say will be ignored. -- Monty Pytho
I'm usually awake near the end of the day.
I'm very brave, generally," he went on in a low voice
only today I happen to have a headache." -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Gla...
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus, I know the scientific names of beings animalculou
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-Gene...
I'm very insecure--I get depressed when I find out the people I hate don't like me.
I'm kind of paranoid too. I often think the car in front of me is following me the long way around....
I 'm very lonely now, Mary, For the poor make no new friend
But oh they love the better still The few our Father sends!...

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