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• The food that I like best- the food that makes me hungry just to think of- is very simple.
  When I cook I try never to get too far away from that kind of simplicity. -- Jeremiah Towe...
• I hate it when people call me paranoid. It makes me feel persecuted.
• I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!
• My first psychiatrist said I was paranoid, but I want a second opinion because I think he's out to get me.
  -- Tom Wilson ("Ziggy")...
• I think I'm schizophrenic. One half of me's paranoid and the other half's out to get him.
• To be frank, I find these people anything but deep.
  I was in Birmingham, Alabama, working in a small comedy club called I Don't Get It....
• If I could read your mind, love, What a tale your thoughts could tell
  Just like a paperback novel, The kind the drugstore sells, When you reach the part where the heartaches come, The hero would be me, Heroes often fail, You won't read that book again, because the ending is just too hard to take....
• I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is. -- Will Du