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• I was using a Microsoft Window one day, and it slammed on my fingers!!
• DISCLAIMER: My fingers are epileptic.
• The world does not spin around my every move! The world will not stop when I die.
  So while I'm here I'll make it a little better for you and I....
• Bet you can't stop reading here <--- I knew it...
• I perfectly feele even at my fingers end. -- John Heywood (c.
  1565) -- Proverbes, Part i, Chap. vi...
• I reached up to touch the thing, and a bolt flew from my fingers...... I SWEAR TO GOD!!!!
• There are some things about you that I like; I just can't put my fingers on them.
• Shpider! (Must Stop!)