Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I 'm weary of conjectures,--this must end 'em. Thus am I doubly armed
my death and life, My bane and antidote, are both before me...
I'm weird, but around here it's barely noticeable.
I'm wet! I'm wild! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm willing to accompany you, but not to ride in your pocket!
I'm willing to sacrifice anything for this cause, even other people's lives.
I'm wobbling and I can't fall down! -- Weeble
I'm working on my 2nd $million... Gave up on the 1st.
I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing.
It's not holding a charge. -- Edward Chilto...
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. -- Steven Wrigh
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography. -- Steven Wrigh

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