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In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor.
If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor....
In a bored voice:) Heaven, God speaking... the answers NO!
-- Answering machine madness - authority figure...
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day.
During that time we regret that you will be unbearable....
In a bureaucracy accomplishment is inversely proportional to volume of paper used.
-- Foster L. Fowle...
In a bureaucracy every routing slip will expand until it contains the maximum number of names that can be typed in a vertical column, namely, twenty-seven.
-- Daniel Melche...
In a bureaucratic hierarchy, the higher up the organisation the less people appreciate Murphy's Law.
-- Rogers' Observatio...
In a bureaucratic system an increase in expenditure will be matched by a fall in production.
In a bureaucratic system, useless work drives out useful work. -- Milton Friedma
In a calm sea every man is a pilot. -- John Ray

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