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• My friends, it is better to look good than to feel good. -- Fernando (Billy Crystal) on SNL
• When Harry Met Sally When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
  --Billy Crystal...
• Can you hear the drums Fernando............(urp)
• I must warn you that anything you say will be ignored. -- Monty Pytho
• I vote for: Billy Beer!
• 21) "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." --Billy Crystal
• But don't you see, the color of wine in a crystal glass can be spiritual.
  The look in a face, the music of a violin. A Paris theater can be infused with the spiritual for all its solidity....
• Honesty is hardly ever heard, but mostly what I need from you... -- Billy Joel