Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

I'm young.. I'm HEALTHY.. I can HIKE THRU CAPT GROGAN'S LUMBAR REGIONS! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy! -- Freddy Krueger.
I'm your No. 1 fan. You're lucky I found you.
I my self have been particularly careful never to say a civil word to the United States.
I have scoffed at their inhabitants as a nation of villagers....
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism i
I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute....
I [] My TomCat!.
IMZADI: Beloved. IMZATI: What a Betazoid Mosquito says!
I'm ZIPPY the PINHEAD and I'm totally committed to the festive mode. -- Zippy the Pinhead
In 1750 Issac Newton became discouraged when he fell up a flight of stairs.
In 1869 the waffle iron was invented for people who had wrinkled waffles.

< previous

3587