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In a cat's eyes all things belong to cats.
In accepting an honorary degree from the University of Notre Dame a few years ago, General David Sarnoff [head of RCA] made this stateme
We are too prone to make technological instruments the scape...
In accordance with our principles of free enterprise and healthy competition, I'm going to ask you two to fight to the death for it.
-- Monty Pytho...
Inaccuracy can save a lot of explanation.
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything.
-- Jeffery F. Chamberlai...
In a country well governed, poverty is something to be ashamed of.
In a country badly governed, wealth is something to be ashamed of....
In a country where the sole employer is the State, opposition means death by slow starvation.
The old principle: who does not work does not eat, has been replaced by a new one...
In a crisis again.
In a cruel and evil world, being cynical can allow you to get some entertainment out of it.
-- Daniel Waters, screenwriter of HEATHERS...

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