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I'm writing a telephone book. May I have your number?
I'm writing the definitive work on pain. I would like you to tell me how this machine makes you feel.
Remember, be honest. This is for posterity. -- Answering machine madness - playing with the c...
I'm X generation...
I'm Yankee Doodle Dandee in a Gold Rolls Royce.
I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. (Would you [] my ex-wife ?)
I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat.
I [] my dog, I [] my cat, and I [] baby harp seals.
I [] my dog, I [] my cat, and I don't [] baby seals. Have a [] day!
I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [] My Wife. I [] days.
I'm younger than most people my age.

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