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I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.
-- Garry Shandling...
I'm very sorry, Master, but that WAS the backup system. -- Slave
IMV: IMpress Visito
I'm waitin' fo' 20Mb FLOPPIES. Right On!
I'm waiting for the 50 mhz 686.
I'm waiting for Windows v4.0! [aka Windows95]
I'm walking to work this morning and it's a lovely spring day, and I'm walking up Sixth Avenue and I see one of those mime performers.
So the mime is doing that famous mime routine where he's prete...
I'm warning you! One step closer and I'll drop carrier!
I'm wearing PAMPERS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead

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