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I'm too old and incontinent-oops-incompetent.
I'm too old for baby toys. What's in it for me?
I'm too old for Santa Claus, and I don't believe in Batman. -- From JON SABLE, FREELANCE
I'm too old to die young, and too young to die now. -- Warren Zevo
I'm too sexy for meiosis.
I'm too sexy for my head! -- Worf
I'm too sexy for myself.
I'm too sexy for this BBS, too sexy for this @#$% NO CARRIER
I'm too sexy for this class.
I'm too sexy for this conference!
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