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I'm too sexy for this echo, too sexy for this echo.....
I'm too sexy for this party.
I'm too sexy to read the docs....
I'm too sexy! You know what I mean!
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
-- Garry Shandling...
I'm too simple to have a complex ... So I have a simplex.
I'm too skeptical to deny the possibility of anything...
I'm too smart to let my intelligence go to my head.
I'm too tired to distinguish truth from reality. -- Ken Herrity
I'm too white and too male. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
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