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• Marge: All right: it's time to vote for the grand prize.
  Jay: I vote for Barney Gumbel's sensitive yet unfortunately-titled film, "Pukahontas"....
• Homer: "Now I'm not saying Mr. Burns is incontinent" -- Ba
  Incontinent. [laughs] Too rich! Lisa: Does either of you know what "incontinent" means?...
• INCOMPETENCE A politer word for stupidity. If you are accused of incompetence, just remember, it is far better to be incompetent than incontinent (see below).
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• I can't grow up--I'm too old
• The world laughs at Bill Clinton and he's too incompetent to notice.
• IBM: /I-B-M/ Inferior But Marketable; It's Better Manually
  Insidious Black Magic; It's Been Malfunctioning...
• I am DOS of Borg. Prepare...oops, out of memory!
• I don't believe in fairies. Oops! A fairy died. I don't believe in fairies.
  Oops! Another fairy died. Shlomi Fish...
• To me old age is fifteen years older than I am. -- Bernard M. Baruch